cloning mummies DNA / cells : fact or fiction?

[JTEM]

Do you know of any "Jurassic-park-inspired" experiment
made with dna or cells of mummies?

Yes. Zahi Hawass, together with a consortium of Chinese
investors & shadowy middle eastern figures, have been
cloning Egyptian mummies for years. The plan is to use
an army of warrior kings to crush Israel, drive out westerners
and perhaps later even re-taking the Iberian Peninsula for the
Arabs. Anyhow, the Chinese role is finance. They agreed to
fund the project in exchange for lucrative middle eastern oil
concessions currently held by American and European
companies.

[EvilBill]

Post by JTEM

Do you know of any "Jurassic-park-inspired" experiment
made with dna or cells of mummies?

Yes. Zahi Hawass, together with a consortium of Chinese
investors & shadowy middle eastern figures, have been
cloning Egyptian mummies for years. The plan is to use
an army of warrior kings to crush Israel, drive out westerners
and perhaps later even re-taking the Iberian Peninsula for the
Arabs. Anyhow, the Chinese role is finance. They agreed to
fund the project in exchange for lucrative middle eastern oil
concessions currently held by American and European
companies.

The experiment will of course backfire when the cloned mummies decided
to reinstate the Pharaohnic state and conquer the world ;)